Thursday, June 30, 2005

Sleepover tonight

I cant wait till the sleepover tonight. If you have Titanic bring it because I cant find it anywhere. No one go anywhere near Obi-Wan's house all he wanted to wear for the past week is a speedo! I have to go buy more Fudge Yoda ate it all last night. Obi-Wan I hope you are bringing beer cause I'm going to need some. Im also bringing a friend his name is BooBooBear (my stuffed animal) Who's bringing the popcorn?

Im not going to bring a sleeping bag Im going to bring a tent so no one can bother me. And Aayla decided for us not to sleep in the bathroom. Thank You.

Who else is comming? I hope no wookies are comming. We need some music to guys! Well I have to go buy Fudge, make sandwiches, go buy Titanic, and make some Smoothies.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Slumber Party, Obi-Wan, Aayla, and Bathtub

Aayla is going to make all us guys sleep in the bathroom I CALL THE BATHTUB! Im going to bringsome Movies like Dirty Dancing, The Notebook, and Finding Neverland. And maybe some Full House episodes Ill also bring Lego Star Wars the wideo game and my X-BOX. And Fudge. Well I wonder if Aayla figured out that the underwear belongs to Obi-Wan? Did you see the fish I gave Aayla? go to her blog she has a picture of it. Well i have to go Watch LOST! AWESOME SHOW!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Aayla's Slumber Party

Well Aayla got a lot of new stuff and new clothes and now she ia having a slumber party and I dont know about you but Im going Im going to wear my Ducky PJ's. And maybe I'll steal some of her new clothes. I'll bring some Ice Cream. I bet Aayla is only having a slumber party so she can Make Out with Obi-Wan when we all fall asleep.


So when he comes to the sleepover tell him to burn them. And the first to fall asleep we will freeze their Lightsabor. I cant wait. I hope Obi-Wan is the first to fall asleep so we can freeze his bra but Aayla can be the one to take it off of him.

Well I have to go buy Ice Cream.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Picnic Results

The only thing bad about the picnic was the hot hot weather luckly Anakin brought a water gun, so did Aayla but hers was half the size as Anakin's. We played Volleyball and it was funny to watch Yoda fall on his face. On my team it was Aayla, Anakin, Padme, and Chewbacca, Han, Yoda, and Obi-Wan. On the other team it was Dooku, Grevious, Palpatine, and a bunch of Stormtroopers, wich Yoda invited of course, So it was Light against Dark and of course Light won with a score of 42 to 26. It was awesome.

As for the food those finger sandwiches that Aayla brought were great, Obi-Wan brought about 147 cans of beer and they were all gone before even half the Picnic was over. Then we all berried Padme in the sand it was funny. Then Obi-Wan ran off with Aayla's shoes and Aayla chased him all the way around the park then I think they went and made out in the girls restroom. BAD OBI-WAN, BAD AAYLA! Anakin soaked Padme with his water gun and I think the only reason he did it was because she was wearing a white shirt.

We also played a game of tag on the playground I started out IT, and then I tagged Yoda and Yoda tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged Padme and Padme tagged Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan tagged me and I tagged Chewbacca, and Chewbacca slaughtered Dooku and Dooku tagged Han and Han tagged Anakin and Anakin tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged Yoda and Yoda tagged Grevious and Grevious tagged Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged me and I tagged Palpatine and Palpatine tagged Padme and Padme tagged Yoda and Yoda tagged Palpatine and Palpatine tagged Grevious and Grevious tagged Han and Han tagged Fluke and Fluke tagged Chewbacca and Chewbacca slaughtered Yoda and Yoda tagged Anakin and Anakin tagged me and I tagged Fluke and Fluke tagged Dooku and Dooku tagged Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan tagged Padme and Padme tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged Fluke and Fluke tagged Chewbacca and then we were all to tired to get Slaughtered so we all quit, then we had a water gun fight and we all got soaked and then Anakin ran off with Padme somewhere and then Obi-Wan went missing with Aayla somewhere and so the rest of us decided to leave.

Yoda and I got home around 8:00 and Obi-Wan got home around 10:00 and Anakin didnt get home till 9:00 the next morning. BAD ANAKIN! And so now here I am typing this man I cant wait till the 4th of July picnic. WHO'S WITH ME?

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Calling all Jedi!!!!!

Tonight we are going to have a Picnic. I'm pretty shure Aayla is comming but I dont know about the rest of you guys. We need a lot of beer Obi-Wan and fudge because you cant have a picnic without fudge, and Anakin bring a radio because I know you have one.

Try your best to come and call Yoda for directions his number is 555-0174 its the Jedi yearly Picnic starting this year at 6:00. We also could use lots of blankets to sit on and umbrellas for shade, and Yoda if you invite those Stormtroopers again Ill shoot you cause they tore everything up.

Well I have to go get ready see you there.

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Council Meeting

Yoda said we had a very important council meeting today but when I walked in to the room they were all just sitting there talking. "Broken the TV has" Yoda told me now we cant watch our shows and they had a Spongebob marathon on today, but the worst thing is no Lifetime channel. So we had to sit there for two and a half hours and just talk. I almost fell asleep.

Aayla wants me to pay for her clothes, yeah right she should have locked her closet in the first place Im not going to pay her anything she can go live with Obi-Wan I hear she dosent wear clothes over there anyways.

Uh Oh Jedi senses tingling Padme is in trouble I hope Anakin hasnt tied her down to the bed again.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Obi-Wan, Aayla, and Party!!!

Well the party went great except the fact that Obi-Wan shows up in some tight spandex (gross). I feel sorry for his padawan. thank you Obi-Wan for all of the lovely comments posted on your blog.

But anyways the party was a killer, everyone came even some stormtroopers (i think Yoda invited them).

Man, Aaylas on to me, I would try to convince her thats all she owns is Obi-Wan's underwear but shes a jedi and shes not very week-minded. Obi-Wan told me how he went through her stuff and took all of her Sandra Bullock movies so it looks like Yoda did it and JarJar walked in on him, what was JarJar doing over at Aayla's I dont want to know, but Obi-Wan body slammed his face in to the wall, so JarJar passed out and when he woke up he didnt remember a thing.

We had a conversation in the council meeting yesterday about underwear and how instead of putting on a new pair Yoda turns his inside-out and puts them back on. Gross, I really dont know why he wanted to share this with the whole council.

I think Yoda is hitting on Padme, You would agree with me if you watch the beginning of Episode 2, when she returns and Yoda finds out a decoy was killed and not her what he says is just creepy. But no one tell Anakin the boy has a lot to deal with being Obi-Wan's padawan and all.

Well I have to get some sleep we have a big council meeting in the morning and something else very important tomorrow afternoon, ummmm what was it, uhhhhh oh well I cant remember I guess it wasnt that important after all. See Ya!

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Aayla is Free

Man I just heard Aayla was free and ohh crap the only wardrobe I left her were a pair Obi-Wan's whitietighties and I dont really want to know what those were doing in there.

Well tonight we are going to have a party to celebrate your return, I'll bring the Lion King , and fudge. I was thinking about brining some beer but im shure Obi-Wan will bring plenty. So everyones invited!!!!

Here we go the moment we have all been waiting for the prank on Yoda! Well this morning when he came to the council he had a giant red bump on the back of his head this was caused by baby oil and ice poured by his bed side, then later he came stomping in all mad about something that has to do with Tom Cruise but what Yoda dosent know is that I payed the guy 18 hundred credits, he he,then I got Padme and her friend to go over there cause I know how they feel about Tom Cruise, and then Tom told him he had an affair with Sandra Bullock and did he get mad his face was no longer green but it was red. I wish I had my camera but Anakin took it for I dont want to know what.

That was the highlight of my life, well I have to go plan my "Welcome Home Party" for Aayla.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Comments and other Stuff

Thank you Jawajuice you made my day! Man I hate reading yoda's blog when someone else posts on it expecially Padme she is a complete Prep! How can Anakin like her.

I think I have watched just about every episode of Full House even yong Skywalker thinks little Michelle is just adorable. Man I havent seen Obi-Wan in a few days I think he's searching for his twin or something, man how can something that horrible have a twin?

Well I have to go. Tonight Im going to steal more of Aayla's wardrobe and then pull some histarical practical joke on Yoda Ill tell you about it tomorrow.

Monday, June 20, 2005


Yoda tells us to be mindful of our thoughts every time we even glance at a woman, but he is obsessed with not 1 but 2 women what's up with that?

Last Night I saw Anakin sneaking around outside Padme's Palace! I know they got a thing going on why doesn't he just admit it. Oh and I found another purple stain but this time it wasn't in my speeder it was on my council chair, what was Anakin doing sitting in my chair I am afraid to ask!

Well i have to go watch Seasme Street now I already missed the first 5 min. Return tomorrow for further posts.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Fathers Days

As being Jedi we do not believe in fathers day of course because we do not believe in falling in love (with the excuse of young skywalker), But how is it, say if everyone became a Jedi then no one could fall in love and then we would;nt get little Padawans this Fathers Days thing is all messed up!

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Toupes and Full House!

Aayla i swear those arnt my toupes there ummm, err uh Yoda's yes thats it they belong to Yoda.
He said he put them in there cause Run out of room in his closet he has.

Hey, Full House is a good show don't dis Full House and that little girl Michelle she is so adorable. But if I find out any of you tell Yoda you will find me on your doorstep with my lightsabor. For once Young Skywalker didnt leave his Spiderman underoos in the bathroom floor! Maybe it's because I watched that movie yesterday, or he just didn't change his underwear.

I just read Aayla's blog and she was captured by Jabba The Hut, I hate that big giant smelly Booger! Well I guess this means she isn't home so now I can go steal some more of her wardrobe! Maybe I'll get that little red dress she owns, hmmmm! Well I have to go before she gets rescued.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Sleepover Results!

Well JarJar was the only one who came to my sleepover, so much for that. We played Pretty Pretty Princess, and we watched Full House reruns. It was ok I guess. We also prank phone called Yoda, it was funny.

JarJar seems like the only one who understands anything he listens to you not like some other people I know. Thanks Yoda for showing everyone my High School pictures. Well Ill have to find some good ones of you now wont I. Yesterday in the council meeting Yoda was talking about how we should be more open - minded, hahaha yeah right Yoda dosent even have a mind to open,


Thursday, June 16, 2005


Oh so you invite the wookies but you dont invite me to your little sleepover Yoda! Well I hope you had fun because your not comming to my sleepover tonight!

He never compliments me or invites me anywhere! I thought we were friends! Well tonight its going to be me, Anakin, and Obi-Wan, and Maybe JarJar ill have to ask him! Were going to play a better game than twister! Were going to play Pretty Pretty Princess. And maybe Aayla will bring some tea so we can have a tea party! And Yoda's not invited!

Well I have to start getting ready for my Sleepover!

Movie Night

This is Windu. Man Im never telling Skywalker to update my blog again. Well anyways we were late for the movie because chewbacca had to do his hair. And it was my turn to pick the movie, I was so mad so we missed the first 10 min of The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, I was angry.

The next time I get to pick the movie, Im going to choose Cinderella Man i have been wanting to see it.

Anakin quit trying to blame Obi-Wan for all your mistakes I know it was all your fault. Obi-Wan is so stupid for letting Anakin drive his speeder I bet it came back in a million pieces. We have a council meeting today and I dont know why! I hope Yoda didnt schedule another meeting with Docter Phil that guy is from the sith.

Well Im going to be late if I dont leave now.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

This is Stupid

Hey yo this is Anakin yo! Windu's out getting his head shined I think, so he told me to update his blog! Yo he dont have no right callin Yoda a girlyman he's one himself. Padme says we aint got nothin go in on but she just dont want anyone to know!

Windu that purple stain in your speeder! I swear Obi-Wan made me do it he knocked da thing right outta my hand man! Ya know what I'm sayin? He gets on my nerves!

Well yesterday I went over to Padme's crib, and she was all like " I dont think we should like see each other Anakin someone's going to like totally figure us out!" and I was all like Yo everythings cool all right aint no one gonna find out!

Well I gotta jump Obi-Wans gonna let me take a spin in his speeder yo! What an IDIOT!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Infected and Green

Yoda I didnt ask you if anything looked infected the only thing infected around here is you! Your a girlyman, you sleep with 2 Scooby -Doo night lights and your afraid of spiders, oh and you also watch Mary Kate And Ashley, your the one infected, infected with some small person infection, man im gonna watch where I go cause im not up to trippin over a walking infection!

Anakin how many times do I have to tell you pick up your Spider Man underroos in the bathroom floor I dont enjoy seeing everyday when I go to shave! And I know You know how that Large purple slushie stain got on my speeder.

Obi-Wan for once and probally the only time in your life i have nothing to complain about you but dont get used to it.

now im late for a council meeting thanks guys!

1st day of blogging

So yoda made me make my own blog he said " Frustradion you have, instead of taking it out on me take it out on a blog you will". Just a load of crap! That little green monkey gets on my nerves sometimes, i mean he's a jedi whose afraid of spiders, how gay is that? He's just a girlyman! hahaha.

Oh but Obi-Wan and his padawan Skywalker theres just to much to say about them. Obi-Wan starts talking to me and he gets all up in my face and then you notice cheeto crumbs on what he calls his beard, and that stench woooooooooooo! Well dont get me started on Anakin, I mean he still leaves his spider man underroos in the bathroom floor! But seriously I guess thats better that Obi-Wans whitie tighties with skidd marks, gross!