Master Windu's Blog

Easter

2006-04-18T17:13:00.000-07:00

HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know its a tiny bit late but who's up for an easter egg hunt? My house tomorrow night 7:00 all Jedi and friends are welcome, FREE FOOD, FREE BEER, FREE EGG HUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi your game on providing beer right? I also need famous brownies!!!

Character Quiz!

2006-03-22T15:29:00.000-08:00

Anakin Skywalker
Watch out for your temper...it could get you into trouble the way it did Anakin. You have enormous potential to be a great Jedi, but stress has made the dark side seem that much more inviting...

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I took a quiz to see what character I was most like and somehow I got Anakin! Are you kidding me? Take the test and share your results. Here's the link............(dont use the one above because it only takes you to the site the one below will take you directly to the quiz.

http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=2824

Lightsabor battle

2006-03-14T12:38:00.000-08:00

About a week ago Anakin and I were trying to get our lightsabor skill up a few points, so we fought eachother but it wasnt too intense atleast we didnt mean for it to be, but I missed Anakin's lightsabor and he almost sliced all the way through my arm, luckily its still attached so that is why I havent posted in a while because it's kinda hard to type with one hand, but Im better now. Man I'm starving, Who wants Pizza?

Happy Valentines!

2006-02-14T13:49:00.000-08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!

Chocolates and roses for all. Sorry havent posted for a while, the council is giving me long assignments, Im gonna have to talk to Yoda about that. Well if yall got nothin to do tonight come join me for a Valentines dinner.

forever

2006-01-24T15:11:00.000-08:00

Wow, I havent posted in forever. Sorry Angermanagement class students havent givin you an assignment in a while, well I will post a new one right now. I want ice cream, Whose up for some Ice Cream, Baskin Robbins Anyone? My Treat!

My Break Up with ShaakTi

2006-01-09T16:06:00.000-08:00

Well ShaakTi is moving. She said we cant really be together when shes a bizzallion lightyears away. So she dumped me................ excuse me one seck.........................................sob..............cry.....
.......oh look another tear staning my compurter desk....................ok im back. Ladies Mace Windu is Single, come and get some while you still have the chance. I need someone to love and cuddle with when we watch Jeepers Creepers.............Anyone?.......

A Very Merry Christmas!

2005-12-27T22:14:00.000-08:00

Well Christmas was pretty good this year except for one part.
I was heading upstairs to my bed room to get my blankie because Jeepers Creepers always freaks me out. So I walked in and reached for my blankie on my bed when Anakin popped his little head up from under the covers, Padme did the same. I asked what he was doing in my bed and he gave me some story about how he and Padme broke his bed, And as much as I believed him I still thought he only used mine for the built in vibrating machine.
It was scarry, and now I have to buy new bed sheets because there is no way I am sleeping on something Anakin's nude body has touched, that was just gross. But a good thing is Yoda didnt pull any pranks, maybe because this is his favorite holiday, he even gave me a nice present, a lightsabor polisher, Obi-Wan gave me a 1960's music CD (my favorite), ShaakTi gave me well I cant say on my blog, and Anakin gave me a very dirty bed, YUCK!
But I guess really in the end we all had a Very Merry Christmas! Man I cant wait till New Years, Who's up for a party?

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Angermanagement Class Students, a new Assignment has been posted!!!!

How evil R U?

2005-12-21T13:52:00.000-08:00

How evil are you?

Man I took this quiz and this is what I got, Take it and tell me your results!

Christmas is just around the corner!

2005-12-19T11:54:00.000-08:00

Well, I am getting everyone Christmas presents,

Yoda_ booster seat
Anakin_leather seat covers for his speeder
Obi-Wan_the complete 1st season of resteling
Padme_Basket of nice smelling fragrants
Grevious_A human suit
Sabe_A giant poster of Fluke
Fluke_A giant poster of Sabe
Aayla_Blogging for Dummies
ShaakTi_umm well its to inapporiate to post
Everyone else_fruit cake

***If you didnt notice there are 2 new links added to my links at the bottom, they are lord of the rings, Aragorn is really my blog, We really need more characters so if anyone is interested here is an idea of some of the characters we could use...
>Pippin
>Gandalf
>Arwen
>Eowyn

If you do create a blog for one of these characters please let me know!*** contact information:
email me at orlando_bloom_luv_er@yahoo.com

I'll Have a blue Christmas!

2005-12-12T13:42:00.000-08:00

The other day I was listening to the radio when the song "I'll have a blue Christmas" came on. I thought to myself hey most sexy guys like me can sing, so I started to search the papers and found a bar just down the street. I called and Said "Yes, my name is Mace Windu and I would like to anwser your ad in the paper, It says you need a singer" The guy accepted after I threw a jedi-mind trick at him, but then I looked closely at the paper again and it said, "singer must have a hit album" so I created one, and my compurter has to be such a pain-in-the-butt and it wont let me load it but you can see it in greviou's picture contest blog.

My first day off with the Stormpooper

2005-12-05T16:11:00.001-08:00

Well ShaakTi and I adopted a Stormpooper.

ShaakTi had to go on some jedi mission so I was stuck baby-sitting. It started out this morning in the Jedi Council meeting. All the chairs were taken so he had to sit on the floor. The first thing he did was pick-pocket Anakin's lightsabor. But Anakin didnt realize it until after we all got home when we found it stuck in Yoda's speeder. Not Good! Yoda almost died when he saw it, its just to bad he didnt. But the next thing was even worse, I had just finished watching my daily episode of Full House when I heard a rrrrrrriiiiiiiippppppppp! TEDDY! The Stormpooper ripped my teddy in half! I almost died. The while we were all sitting at the dinner table Obi-Wan stood up to get his bag of cheetos but it was empty, he looked over at the Stormpooper's fingers which were covered in orange cheeto crumbs. Obi-Wan almost died. Then Padme came over. The stormpooper hopped up from his chair and started shouting INTRUDER! INTRUDER! He ran towards Padme and tried to strangle her. Anakin almost died. But he didnt, he took out his lightsabor and slaughtered the stormpooper. The stormpooper almo... well the stormpooper died. But then I almost died again because ShaakTi was supposed to pick him up in only a few hours and he was in about 300 pieces just in side the door. So we spent 4 hours putting him back together then ShaakTi picked him up and took him home. We all then came back in to the house and noticed something lying on the floor. It was one of the Stormpooper's fingers. I hope ShaakTi wont notice. It's been nice knowing you all.

Happy Thanksgiving

2005-11-25T09:32:00.000-08:00

Well, Everything started out perfect and we mannaged to make it throught the entire holiday. That is except for the turkey.
Yoda decided it would be funny to stuff the turkey with relish, Gross! So not knowing the turkey was filled with relish Anakin, ObiWan, ShaakTi, and I all took a bite. Then we all ended up spitting it in Yoda's face, so really Yoda was right stuffing the turkey with relish and spitting it in Yoda's face was pretty funny.
But If he had stuffed the Pumpkin Pie with Relish, I would have killed him. Man, I cant wait till Christmas.
Somebody gave the Padwans my blog link because they all commented on my last post! Maybe this time i can get Anakin to really slaughter them!

Saving ShaakTi

2005-11-14T15:17:00.000-08:00

As you probally already know, ShaakTi was in jail for something she did a long time ago or something like that but I tried saving her yesterday morning for the secound time, the first time they shot me, in my pinky toe, but that was a week ago and Im all better now. I also dived out of a 50 story Window but It hurts to talk about it lets just say ShaakTi and I wont be having any younglings any time soon. Any ways......

I started out with walking up to the Officer at the front desk. I asked him how much it would cost to free ShaakTi, he said 8,945,765 credits but there was no way I had the money so I used a jedi mind trick, easy, I went all the way up to the 50th floor and as I walked through the elevator two more Officers stopped me, another jedi mind trick, " I am not Mace Windu" I said waving my hand, "You are not mace windu" they replied. Then using the force I shoved them to the wall.

I ran over to ShaakTi's cell and sliced through the bars with my Lightsabor. And............................... ShaakTi wasnt there. What? Where could she be? I asked myself. So I went to her house barged through the door and found Shaak Ti sitting peacefully on the couch. She told me the whole story and then we ummm........ Im not going to get into those details eaither.

Poor Anakin

2005-11-06T19:32:00.000-08:00

Now I know why Anakin didnt do his assignment last week, because Yoda electricuted him, 15 times. I went and saw him at the hospitial this morning and Padme was there, he was breathing through a machine.

Some things yoda does are funny but he went way to far this time. I took Anakin a Xtra Large Purple Slushie, the 1st season Of Full House, my teddy bear, and a laptop so he can update his blog.

Shame on you Yoda, how would you like to be strapped to a stero and struck by lightining 15 times and then stuck in the hospitial for 2 months and cant even do so much as breath on your own?

Well Anakin I wont count your assignment late because of Yoda, and come to think of it Yoda didnt do the assignment eaither. For your punishment Yoda Im going to leave you in responsibility of feed in Anakin's goldfish, Darth Stormwalker. And if that fish dies your going to go spend 738 credits on a new one.

I also bought Anakin a new stero the most expensive one I could find it was 2387 credits. (more than I spent on 30 people at IHOP).

Well Get well soon Ani. Here is a pic of his new stero... (see top of page)

My Beloved ShaakTi

2005-11-05T19:18:00.000-08:00

I warn you fellow jedi and friends, the deleted scenes on The Revenge Of The Sith extra DVD are horrifiying! Grevious killed my beloved ShaakTi, and now I have to buy a new TV because I stuck my lightsaber throught it, I didnt even get to see the entire 1st deleted scene.

Well If the deleted scenes werent enough I also died, I mean c'mon I could defeat Anakin any day. Then Aayla died, and Ki-Adi-Mundi, and.......and THEY DIDNT KILL YODA! What is this world comming to , I would have killed Yoda first! And the only 2 jedis that lived were Yoda and Obi-Wan, unbelievable. And I was the first to die, typical.

It's all your fault Anakin, Why? YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

My Par T results

2005-11-01T15:04:00.000-08:00

Well the first one to arrive, Of Course, was Shaak Ti, as we waited for the others to come we made out on the sofa. Then spoiling all of our fun Yoda bargged through the front door and following him was Anakin and following Anakin was a wagon full of Beer. Next was Fluke and Sabe, What they were doing together before they arrived I dont wanna know, but they both appered to be wet. Qui Gon Ginn was next followed by a wagon full of brownies, of course. Aayla and Obi-Wan supprisingly showed up next, with some stupid story about something like running away and getting married, I dont know, it was crazy but Aayla had looked like she gained a bit of weight, her belly appered roundish, hmmmm. Padme, Typho, and Siri walked in at that moment and were already in their pj's. Next was Oola, JawaJuice, and Chewbacca, and thank-god he was the only wookie there. Then eventually by 7:00 everyone had arrived.

We played many games, many 2-player games, many 1 guy, 1 girl games, if you get what I mean, but those came later. The first game we started out with was Twister. I think Anakin actually Twisted something because he was limping on his right foot the entire night. After twister we all sat down and watched The Notebook. But Anakin and Padme were missing the entire time during the movie, I think they were upstairs because I heard some ruckus in one of the guest bed rooms. After the Notebook we played Charades. My team lost because Yoda was immitating driving a car while the card he drew said imitate a lightsaber battle.

Then came the 2-player games. After we all stood in the kitchen and loaded up on beer, (except Aayla, weird she loves beer.) we then went to bed...............hehe! Shaak Ti and I got the master bedroom, Anakin and Padme had already taken one guest bedroom, another guest bed room was being occupied by Obi-Wan and Aayla. And I think Sabe and Fluke got the other bedroom because I saw Fluke lovingly shove Sabe in to the room, he then went in after her locking the door behind him. ( i think theres a new romance going on here). And some 2 people were doing something in the upstairs bathroom, but the only one I saw go in there was Siri.

The next morning, well no one actually stepped foot in to the hallway untill 2:00 pm, Anyways we then all went to IHOP. ( I now regret it because the bill was 1,485 credits.)

Another Par-T

2005-10-25T14:09:00.000-07:00

I am having another party, because the other one sucked. And Im sorry for all the people who came to get FREE cookie dough, but you can blame the monkey who was sitting in my freezer eating it all. Well the next sleepover is this Firday night at 6:00. Man I need my own house, Im tired of sharing with Yoda, but i also need a roomate because who knows, Yoda could be lurking outside. Hey ShaakTi wanna buy a house and come live with me?

My almost perfect day!

2005-10-20T13:56:00.000-07:00

Well my day was almost perfect, for one our boreing jedi meeting got canceled because somebody stuffed Yoda down the garbage dissposal, probally Anakin (thank-you Ani). Secound I got to kill someone (im not telling who) I tried the underwear thing (i did because ShaakTi told me to)
and I went on a date with Shaak Ti.
All of that was perfect, the thing that made it un perfect was a disturbing picture of me found on the enternet, but I really dont want to share it with you, atleast not today.
Angermanagement class students a new assignment has been posted please make shure you get it done. Man Im suprised at Anakin, He is my top student, he doesnt have the higest grade but he has done every single assignment that ever existed the first time i told him to, he has never done an assignment late, he gets 100's on almost all of his assignments. Man this is the side of Anakin not very many people know about. Keep up the good work Young Skywalker.

Tagged!

2005-10-12T15:01:00.000-07:00

Man and I just updated my blog, Curse you Anakin!!!!! If you didnt red my last post which I posted just yesterday please read it.

10 years ago I was
-? years old
-still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott

5 years ago I was
-? years old
- still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott
-A Full House Fan

1 year ago I was
-? years old
-still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott
-A Full House Fan
-Loved the color Purple

Yesterday I was
-? years old
-still a jedi master
-Dreading my years ahead with Yoda
-Still Hott
-A Full House Fan
-Loved the color purple
-Buying tickets for Elizabethtown for Friday
-Day dreaming about Shaak Ti

5 Snacks I enjoy the most
-brownies
-cookies
-Frappacchinos
-Anything Chocolate
-Ice Cream

5 Songs i know the Words to
-Your Body
-My Humps
-Save Your Kisses For Me
-Naked
-The Man You Love

5 Idea Places for running away to
-Tattoine
-My Mommy's House
-My Granny's house
-Shaak Ti's House
-Under my Bed

5 Items you will NEVER see me wear
- a speedo
-a bikini
-underwear
-anything pink
-high heels

5 biggest joys in life
-Shaak Ti
-My Blog
-Full House
-Movies
-Jeri (my dog)

3 favorite toys
-My Compurter
-My Lightsabor
-Shaak Ti's .......uhhhhh...

5 Tags
-Sabe
-Shaak Ti
-Fluke
-Siri
-Oola

Who is this guy?

2005-10-11T14:14:00.000-07:00

I mean really how does a guy like this get so many girls' attention? Its crazy, what do they all see in him? He is just every where, What has he done that is so special and leads all the girls to him instead of me? I mean really come on what does he have that I dont? (Leia you can not anwser that question) Seriously I played in a movie too, so did Yoda (but who could ever love yoda) Anakin (no comment) Obi-Wan ( i'll let Aayla anwser that one) We are all considered "Actors". Aren't any of us "HOT" (well me atleast). Im going to get to the bottom of this, I am going to create a survey and ask girls why they like this "Orlando Bloom" and then Im going to have a talk with Orlando myself and see if i can get any tips on how he attracks girls. Well I guess I better get started.

Who wants cookies?

2005-10-03T16:26:00.000-07:00

Well the other day this little girl dressed in green came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy some cookie dough, so I asked her what kind and she handed me a paper with the different kings and an order form.

So I put 10 buckets of chocolate chip because I wanted to have a party, but I misunderstood and put 10 buckets under every flavor and there are 10 flavors, Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter, Chocolate, Chocolate Chocolate Chip, Sugar, blueberry, strawberry, coconut, oatmeal, shortbread, and thin mint.

So now all of you arnt only going to come to my sleepover party Friday October 14, 2005 but you will also leave with a bucket of cookie dough.

Aayla and Obi-Wan

2005-09-22T18:19:00.000-07:00

Man Aayla and

Obi-Wan are both missing ****** I dont wanna know****** Sabe called me and she said she wont be able to post for a while I cant remember why something about Giant Green Viruses that came and attacked her and she only killed about 30 out of 100 of them well I dont know the phone had a lot of static.

Man have i found some crazy pictures of all of us Ill have to show them to you and If anyone sees Shaak Ti tell her to check the last 3 posts on my blog. I think all these people are all just a bunch of imposters. *Grades are currently posted in my Angermanagement class*

Giving stuff away Part 2 but for Shaak Ti

2005-09-15T15:38:00.000-07:00

Here you go Shaak Ti I was afraid you were going to be mad at me because i gave that bathroom set to Sabe and I know you wanted it, sorry, but I got you all this instead. (oh and just so you know thats not a engadgement ring its just a ring, a very expensive ring) isnt the puppy just adorable? And yes there are 2 roses!

Furniture I am going to give Sabe! Part 1

2005-09-15T15:23:00.000-07:00

These are just some things I was getting rid of, except for the cats I bought them and why thare is a christmas tree in the bathroom I dont know, but I also bought her a big table so we can all go eat over at her house, man why do I have a feeling Shaak Ti is going to be mad at me for giving all this stuff to Sabe, Oh well Ill get her something too, (we have a something goin on you know) (see post above)

New class post and Obi-Wan

2005-09-12T16:08:00.000-07:00

I think we should invstigate and find out where Obi-Wan is, he is never home, never updates his blog, never at the council meetings. Man I shure hope Aayla didnt lock him in her shower again. Hey Shaak Ti want to go see a movie on Saturday, I'll pay?

For the students in Windus Angermanagement class a new Assignment has been posted and your averages will be posted next week!

Anakin are you still sick because if you arnt Why the heck am I still making you cookies?

My New Speeder

2005-09-08T19:23:00.000-07:00

I walked out of my house this morning and was on my way to the council meeting and someone had smashed my speeder, I was so furious. I looked at what was supposed to be the trunk and a little green imprint like looked like Yoda's face was dented in to the speeder, And then walking away from the speeder was a trail of footprints that look exactally like JarJar's. So now I got a new speeder and insurance covered it and everything and so then I went and picked up Shaak Ti and we went to Starbucks.

Check out the new speeder: (at top) why there is someone who looks like Fluke sitting in it I dont know!

Well

2005-09-05T12:35:00.000-07:00

Well the Angermanagement class blog thing is going pretty well. Aayla had a sleepover And Obi-Wan and I were the only guys there, We watched Because Of Winn-Dixie, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Holes, and my favorite TROY!

Man, Aayla I love those cookies you made and dont blame me for eating them all it was Obi-Wan I swear!

Man If Yoda had come we probally would have watched Mrs.Congeniality 2 because I brought it, and it has both Sandra Bullock and Dolly in it.

Gosh Yoda has issues.

Anger Management Class

2005-09-01T15:28:00.000-07:00

ANAKIN: and all the other people in the anger management class...............
I now have made the class a blog please vivit the blog and it will tell you if you are in my class or not. go to www.windusangermanagement.blogspot.com or use the link on the side.

Stalker!

2005-08-28T11:46:00.000-07:00

Aayla is stalking me, She says I have an evil twin that is something about myself that I didnt even know.

Anakin you forgot all the little kids you slaughtered, not that I really feel bad for them they were really annoying. And if you are late to my class one more time then I will suspend you from your lightsaber and give you extra homework.

And the extra homework wont be fun. It will be something like............. do a good deed for everyone you know or atleast the following people.....

Shaak Ti
Yoda
Obi-Wan
Aayla
Me
Padme's Body Guard
Siri
Barriss Offee
Chewbacca
Fluke
Leia
and the worst of all.............
Dooku

so dont be late again or you are going to have to do 12 good deeds wich is a record for you Anakin Thomas Skywalker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Concert #3 and 4

2005-08-24T20:24:00.000-07:00

It was ok Im mad because Anakin won a CD and I wanted it, But concert #4 was awesome, the drummer broke his drumsticks and threw them to people and Aayla got on Im mad at her for that, Shaak Ti had a pretty good time ( i think) we went out to eat after concert 4, and we had a great time.

Concert #2

2005-08-23T14:41:00.000-07:00

Concert #1 was better, and yes Fluke I MACE WINDU is going to a hard metal rock concert! Do you want a ticket or not? There are still 2 more left the people going as of now are.....
Me
Shaak Ti
Siri
Typho
Anakin

An I saw Aayla there last night I guess she bought her own ticket, but I didnt see Obi-Wan, hmm, odd for Aayla to go anywhere without Obi-Wan.

Concert #1

2005-08-21T19:40:00.000-07:00

It was awesome thaey gave away tons of free stuff, and I bought a CD and I won 2 CD's, There's still 2 more tickets up for grabs and Im shure Obi and Aayla probally want them but if one of them doesnt call em both then the nex person to post gets them!

Teddy, and uh other stuff!

2005-08-21T13:29:00.000-07:00

I finally finished sewing Teddy back together, Im so happy. Anakin if you are reading this stop right now and go work on that paper its due tomorrow and with a topic like "Make a list Of All The People You Have Slaughtered" You cant be finished already.

The Other day I took Shaak Ti over and showed her my garden I created, and the new fruits I discovered (wich you dont know about) but as we left she acted like I was stupid and didnt notice a factory making fruits that looked just like the ones I discovered, behind my garden, Whats up with that?

Im sick of Anakin complaning about my class everyone else seems to enjoy it besides I didnt force him to sign up for my class he did that on his own. Im going to some hard metal rock concerts this week, Sunday night through Wednesday night and I bought only 7 tickets, one for me, one for Shaak Ti, and 5 extras ( 1 ticket gets you in to all 4 concerts ) and the first 5 that post they want one gets one.

Well I have to go, please post for the tickets I payed 700 credits for them and I dont want them going to waste. Oh Crap, I think Jeri just threw-up in Yoda's underwear drawer again. Well I guess I cant blame him for doing it after looking atYoda's underwear, gross.

Dooku, Willy Wonka, and Anakin

2005-08-14T11:42:00.000-07:00

I went and saw Charlie and the chocolate factory and guess who was in it, besides willy wonka and all the little kids and their parents, DOOKU! He's after Willy Wonka now run Willy run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow Anakin told me to bite him I would love to cause him such pain but I really dont want to put any part of Anakin in my mouth. WHO WOULD? Man we are getting all these new little, gay padawans tomorrow. Man more little kids for Anakin to slaughter.

What the Help!

2005-08-02T12:13:00.000-07:00

This morning I went looking for my hair gel but as I walked in to the bathroom I tripped on Yoda's step stool and fell face first in to the bath tub wich was filled with dark brown water, eaither the last person to take a bath was Obi-Wan or someone mistook the bath tub for the toliet again. So I dryed myself off abd then I looked for my hair gel, wich I lef on the counter, but it wasnt there so I opened up the cabnit under the sink and guess what I found.................................................................
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BABY WIPES! Wet, soft, smelly, soapy, BABY WIPES! So I searched further and I found BABY POWDER! Powdery, white, flakey, BABY POWDER! Who in the world uses this stuff in my house?

PLEASE!

2005-08-01T22:13:00.000-07:00

I can just sew him back together myself I took 3 years of sewing classes, uh hem I mean I can ask Yoda to help me and I can use HIS sewing machine. I think Yoda is planing something he keeps creeping around the house and doesnt want anyone to see him I mean Anakin was walking to the bathroom and I was standing in the hallway knowing Yoda was in the bathroom and Anakin walked in and gave Anakin an evil look and then spead out of the bathroom. I think hes been talking to Grevious or something eaither that or practicing for when he joins the dark side. Im scared to sleep anyone want a roomate for a while?

I got a picture of his evil grin! Go Here!
http://www.patriotresource.com/lotr/pics/races/orcs.jpg

Jedi Siri

2005-07-30T18:29:00.000-07:00

Jedi Siri is hitting on Anakin which is really gross. She's way to young for him. Man I hate Wookies. I didnt even know they drank beer, theres nothing worse that a drunk wookie except maybe for a drunk Dooku. (who knows what he does when hes drunk.)

Finally Obi-Wan is back to normal I was kind of tired of hearing his Plooendnjgugf all day long.
Wait, whats that noise? Hold on I think Jeri is ripping up Yoda's houseshoes again..............................
10 mins later....... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeri ripped up my TEDDY BEAR! What did the teddy bear every do to you Jeri? *****sobs*****
well now I have to go put jeri in time out.

BAD JERI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yada,Yada,Yada

2005-07-28T16:57:00.000-07:00

Sorry Anakin but you were the one who threw the wild party so I assumed it was you and your wookie friends.

I think Obi-Wan hit his head again, he shure is talking funny. Man every time Yoda hit's my head with something Im still pretty whell normal, except for the urge I get to pay Yoda back, but Obi-Wan starts talking funny and can barely drive for a week, and when he gets hit he has hair to protect his head I dont.

Or maybe he didnt hit his head at all maybe he did drink all the beer in the fridge. Man Aayla we need to have another wild party because that was awesome. Expecially before we get all the new younglings this year.

Who agrees with me?

So Far...

2005-07-26T19:36:00.000-07:00

So far since I got back from Tattooine I had a really boreing council meeting , Im talkin really boreing i actually fell asleep, our TV was broken so we didnt get to watch our shows so all we did was sit and listen to Yoda read some parenting book from Dr.Phil whay a parenting book I really dont want to know heck, were not even aloud to fall in love what makes him think were ever going to be parents.

Then I really needed a beer to keep me awake and i went to the fridge because I know Anakin went to the store this morning and bought about 13 cases of beer but I opened the fridge door and guess what I saw (actually didnt see) NO BEER! Anakin blammed it all on Obi-Wan but even Obi-Wan cant drink 13 cases of beer in 4 hours, I mean get real. So I had to go to the store and buy more beer and when I had got home Anakin had invited a few Wookies over Oh when I said a few I ment about 25 wookies, they trashed the whole house oh and when Yoda walked in the door he was not green oh no he was just the opposite he was RED! (I dont know how colors have opposites but you get the idea.

then tonight finally some fun Sabe and I and Sabe's other friend went to see War Of The Worlds for the secound time man that movie was great Im for shure going to buy it. Well I have to go help Yoda finish unloading the dishwasher you know how he cant reach the shelves.

Im Back

2005-07-23T08:48:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys whats been going on for the past week? Did I miss anything interesting? Thank You so much barriss offee for taking care of Jeri well I cant talk long because I have to go to the council meeting well Ill try to post longer tomorrow, bye!

Here we Go

2005-07-18T07:40:00.000-07:00

Well Im off to Tatooine till Friday so dont expect any updates in my blog. And Im taking my bear and he will be strapped to the top of my head the whole time.

OH MY GOSH! Jeri who's going to take care of him while I'm gone just about everyone else is going, oh no well I have to go find Jeri a place to stay.

I promise I will post as soon as I get back.

Lost and Found!

2005-07-16T09:23:00.000-07:00

Thank- You so much Padme you found my bear, You get a lifetime supply of Fudge Brownies.

Wow, I went and rented three movies last night, "Shall We Dance", "Taxi", and "Cellular', and I saw these trading card packages and they said Star Wars on them so I bought 1 and I went and stood in line to pay and I noticed Sabe walking out the door with a package in her hand too. Well after I jumped in to my speeder I opened them and I read the bottom of the first one and it said Mace Windu so I look up at the Picture and it was me, woah, I also got one with Padme on it and man what has she been eating because she gained a lot of wait? But the weird thing is I dont remember Posing for all these shots.

Ok Monday I am going to that Survivor thing with many of the other Jedi and I wont have a chance to post untill Friday but when I get back I will tell you all about it.

-Wish me luck-

reward

2005-07-13T11:25:00.000-07:00

LOST

Brown Teddy Bear, Black button eyes and stubby tail.
If found please call 555-0165 ask for Mace Windu.

Reward: Lifetime supply of FREE Fudge

_______________________________________

I made about 200 signs just like this and I posted them on every planet and everything you can think of.

Umm Aayla I dont think your Aunt broke your sink I think it was Sabe and Padme.
I guess you cant get out of your house Aayla untill Obi-Wan gets out of the hospitial and comes to save you.

Oh wait yeah he's already at your house isnt he?

Sabe, Jeri is not only a girl name havent you ever heard of Tom and Jerry, Jerry is a Guy but hes also a icky cat.

Anakin

2005-07-12T05:55:00.000-07:00

He finally got a blog. Ok That gay seeing-eye monkey thing was stupid I mean what Idiot would fall for that.

I still havent found teddy. **cries**

I think Im going to make Lost Teddy Bear Posters and give a reward if you find him. Thanks Aayla for helping me clean the house. Jeris doing fine by the way, Yesterday we went to the park and played a game of fetch well I have to go to my Council meeting.

Ummmmmmm!

2005-07-10T19:51:00.000-07:00

Shure Jawajuice it sounds like fun. Have you seen Aayla's aunt man is she scarry looking. oh Yeah I have a few days without Obi-Wan because he's at the hospitial and Yoda is still building something in the backyard so the only one I ever see is Aaakin and he is usually off with Padme doing I dont want to know what.

Well Im pretty shure Aayla is at the hospitial with Obi-Wan she cried like gallons of tears and almost flooded the waiting room, so now I get to steal her little bath soaps yay.

Jeri did it

2005-07-09T15:12:00.000-07:00

Thank God I havent seen Yoda around lately because he would kill Jeri if he saw the house. Aayla is comming over later and helping me clean. I found where Jeri's bathroom is, it's under Yoda's bed. Kinda funny but if Yoda sees it Jeri is dead.

Aayla im suprised you didnt reconize that cat Im pretty shure it belongs to Dooku. Jeri hates that cat he tried to kill it. He chased it for about 2 hours.

Well stand clear of that cat because he's trouble.

My Dog's new name

2005-07-06T16:26:00.000-07:00

I kinda like that name Jeri it seems to fit his hair. So for now that is his name. Sabe suggested Jackie Brown but that name sounded familiar so I searched it on google and that guy looks just like me it was so creepy. Well the first thing Jeri did when I got him home was pee on the living room couch but dont tell Yoda. Jeri doesnt like Obi-Wan eaither but I dont blame him. Obi-Wan picked Jeri's bowl up to give him some more water and Jeri almost bit Obi-Wan's arm off, too bad he didnt.

My New Pet!

2005-07-04T23:15:00.000-07:00

I got a new dog, atleast I think its a dog. Well last night it was the fourth of July so Yoda, Anakin, Padme, Sabe, and I flew out to the country and set off our own fireworks, Obi-Wan didnt come because he went with Aayla of course. But I was setting them off and every single one that was set off scared the crap out of Padme it was so funny. I even almost hit her with a bottle rocket because the bottle fell over, but then all of the sudden I saw this dog and he was scared to death so I picked him up put him in the speeder and we drove home.

I havent givin him a name yet any suggestions?

Here is a picture of him (type the following in your address bar)

http://www.daffodilphotos.com/images/photos2/Daphne-afro-small.jpg

Obi-Wan and Aayla

2005-07-03T16:05:00.000-07:00

Obi-Wan said he almost ran over an Ewok this morning and then he said he was going to show Aayla I bet they will secreatly get married and adopt it, ha ha ha.

Well today I watched Hot Chick that movie is so funny. And then I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up I was wearing Obi-Wan's bra. I bet Anakin did it and how did I know it was Obi-Wan's because Aayla said he wore a pink and black striped bra wich is very creepy so I threw it in the trash can.

Aayla did you ever get a new lightsabor for when Jabba the Butt sat on it? Because I have an extra one and it's green. Sabe and I are going to see War Of The Worlds together I cant wait because I have been wanting to see that movie and I heard Aayla has already seen it. Is JarJar still in your fish tank Aayla cause if he is that's kind of weird.

Still havent heard much from Yoda but I constantly hear Nailing and sawing and drilling comming from the back yard. Well Im going to go play myself on Lego star wars on my X-BOX now.

I dont know what to call this post.

2005-07-02T21:52:00.000-07:00

Sorry Padme and Sabe but Tom Cruise is getting married, so ha ha to you.

Hmm, I wonder if JarJar is still in Aayla's fish tank how did he get in there anyways? Well I still didnt get to sniff Aayla's little soaps in her guest bathroom oh well. How can she like Obi-Wan? I mean he never changes his underwear, has cheeto crumbs all over his face, I hate Cheetos, and constantly is drinking beer I mean every time I look at the guy he's drinking. Now if they start kissing thats when Im going to inform Yoda.

Im still kind of creeped out the way Sabe and I have so much in common. She even spends the same amount of time brushing her teeth as I do creepy. She has a blog you know it's new so now one has seen it yet, except me its www.sabesblog.blogspot.com check it out and give her some comments because she is really bummed that no one ever comments on her blog and she only gets to post a few times a week because Padme is always on sending LOVE letters to Anakin.

Not that I care If Sabe is bummed because no one comments, I mean we dont have anything going on, no way.

I havent heard much From Yoda lately, I really dont want to find out what he's been up to eaither but last week I think he might have said something about a Sandra Bullock statue but I dont know.

Well I have to go take a shower before Obi-Wan does because he always takes up all the hot water.

P.S. I enjoy reading all of your comments!!!

Sleepover Results

2005-07-01T22:06:00.000-07:00

IT WAS AWESOME! I got to see the fishy I gave Aayla. But I lost my teddy bear **cries**

2 hours later!

Oh yeah I got carried away crying and all, uhhh I mean ummm I was beating up Yoda thats right. Ewww at the sleepover at about 4:00 in the morning I walked in Aayla's bedroom to steal some of her clothes and Obi-Wan was cuddled up with Aayla in her bed it scared me so I went in after Obi-Wan woke up and I looked in Aayla's closet and there was Aayla hanging on a hanger, how she got there I dont really want to know, but so I decided to go to her guest bedroom because that bathroom in there has little soaps I like to sniff so I went to sniff some soaps and there was Anakin in the bed cuddled up with Padme, That one I kinda expected.

So I went to see who was still awake and I found JarJar in the fish tank yeah weird. And then Laya started hitting on me I mean she just popped up outta no where but I got Fluke to handle her for me. So I went to see who else was awake and I found Sabe on the couch watching Titanic she said it was her favorite movie wich is really weird cause it was mine to then she said she liked my fudge I didnt think anyone actually got to eat any of it but then she told me fudge was her favorite food wich is really weird cause it's mine to then I was going to show her some moves with my lightsabor and as soon as I pulled it out she said "Ooooo Purple my favorite color" witch is really weird because it was my favorite color. I dont know but it was really weird.

Then I went and sat down with Yoda And we drank some beer and he didnt say a word but he kept glancing over at me it kind of creeped me out. Then I went to looked for my teddy bear but I didnt find it **sob**. So then I sat down in front of the fish tank in Aayla's new purple leather chair and I dozed off. Then the next morning when everyone was awake we all started to get hungry but we didnt have any food because it was all thrown at eachother and then licked off the walls and the floor by Anakin and Obi-Wan so I shouted " Let's go to I HOP my treat" so I spent about 2,847 credits at I HOP.

Then everyone went home and went to sleep again.

Sleepover tonight

2005-06-30T11:26:00.000-07:00

I cant wait till the sleepover tonight. If you have Titanic bring it because I cant find it anywhere. No one go anywhere near Obi-Wan's house all he wanted to wear for the past week is a speedo! I have to go buy more Fudge Yoda ate it all last night. Obi-Wan I hope you are bringing beer cause I'm going to need some. Im also bringing a friend his name is BooBooBear (my stuffed animal) Who's bringing the popcorn?

Im not going to bring a sleeping bag Im going to bring a tent so no one can bother me. And Aayla decided for us not to sleep in the bathroom. Thank You.

Who else is comming? I hope no wookies are comming. We need some music to guys! Well I have to go buy Fudge, make sandwiches, go buy Titanic, and make some Smoothies.

Slumber Party, Obi-Wan, Aayla, and Bathtub

2005-06-29T19:30:00.000-07:00

Aayla is going to make all us guys sleep in the bathroom I CALL THE BATHTUB! Im going to bringsome Movies like Dirty Dancing, The Notebook, and Finding Neverland. And maybe some Full House episodes Ill also bring Lego Star Wars the wideo game and my X-BOX. And Fudge. Well I wonder if Aayla figured out that the underwear belongs to Obi-Wan? Did you see the fish I gave Aayla? go to her blog she has a picture of it. Well i have to go Watch LOST! AWESOME SHOW!

Aayla's Slumber Party

2005-06-28T14:19:00.000-07:00

Well Aayla got a lot of new stuff and new clothes and now she ia having a slumber party and I dont know about you but Im going Im going to wear my Ducky PJ's. And maybe I'll steal some of her new clothes. I'll bring some Ice Cream. I bet Aayla is only having a slumber party so she can Make Out with Obi-Wan when we all fall asleep.

NOTE TO AAYLA: THE UNDERWEAR IN YOUR CLOSET BELONGS TO OBI-WAN.

So when he comes to the sleepover tell him to burn them. And the first to fall asleep we will freeze their Lightsabor. I cant wait. I hope Obi-Wan is the first to fall asleep so we can freeze his bra but Aayla can be the one to take it off of him.

Well I have to go buy Ice Cream.

Picnic Results

2005-06-27T10:01:00.000-07:00

The only thing bad about the picnic was the hot hot weather luckly Anakin brought a water gun, so did Aayla but hers was half the size as Anakin's. We played Volleyball and it was funny to watch Yoda fall on his face. On my team it was Aayla, Anakin, Padme, and Chewbacca, Han, Yoda, and Obi-Wan. On the other team it was Dooku, Grevious, Palpatine, and a bunch of Stormtroopers, wich Yoda invited of course, So it was Light against Dark and of course Light won with a score of 42 to 26. It was awesome.

As for the food those finger sandwiches that Aayla brought were great, Obi-Wan brought about 147 cans of beer and they were all gone before even half the Picnic was over. Then we all berried Padme in the sand it was funny. Then Obi-Wan ran off with Aayla's shoes and Aayla chased him all the way around the park then I think they went and made out in the girls restroom. BAD OBI-WAN, BAD AAYLA! Anakin soaked Padme with his water gun and I think the only reason he did it was because she was wearing a white shirt.

We also played a game of tag on the playground I started out IT, and then I tagged Yoda and Yoda tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged Padme and Padme tagged Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan tagged me and I tagged Chewbacca, and Chewbacca slaughtered Dooku and Dooku tagged Han and Han tagged Anakin and Anakin tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged Yoda and Yoda tagged Grevious and Grevious tagged Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged me and I tagged Palpatine and Palpatine tagged Padme and Padme tagged Yoda and Yoda tagged Palpatine and Palpatine tagged Grevious and Grevious tagged Han and Han tagged Fluke and Fluke tagged Chewbacca and Chewbacca slaughtered Yoda and Yoda tagged Anakin and Anakin tagged me and I tagged Fluke and Fluke tagged Dooku and Dooku tagged Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan tagged Padme and Padme tagged Aayla and Aayla tagged Fluke and Fluke tagged Chewbacca and then we were all to tired to get Slaughtered so we all quit, then we had a water gun fight and we all got soaked and then Anakin ran off with Padme somewhere and then Obi-Wan went missing with Aayla somewhere and so the rest of us decided to leave.

Yoda and I got home around 8:00 and Obi-Wan got home around 10:00 and Anakin didnt get home till 9:00 the next morning. BAD ANAKIN! And so now here I am typing this man I cant wait till the 4th of July picnic. WHO'S WITH ME?

Calling all Jedi!!!!!

2005-06-26T15:23:00.000-07:00

Tonight we are going to have a Picnic. I'm pretty shure Aayla is comming but I dont know about the rest of you guys. We need a lot of beer Obi-Wan and fudge because you cant have a picnic without fudge, and Anakin bring a radio because I know you have one.

Try your best to come and call Yoda for directions his number is 555-0174 its the Jedi yearly Picnic starting this year at 6:00. We also could use lots of blankets to sit on and umbrellas for shade, and Yoda if you invite those Stormtroopers again Ill shoot you cause they tore everything up.

Well I have to go get ready see you there.

Council Meeting

2005-06-25T10:28:00.000-07:00

Yoda said we had a very important council meeting today but when I walked in to the room they were all just sitting there talking. "Broken the TV has" Yoda told me now we cant watch our shows and they had a Spongebob marathon on today, but the worst thing is no Lifetime channel. So we had to sit there for two and a half hours and just talk. I almost fell asleep.

Aayla wants me to pay for her clothes, yeah right she should have locked her closet in the first place Im not going to pay her anything she can go live with Obi-Wan I hear she dosent wear clothes over there anyways.

Uh Oh Jedi senses tingling Padme is in trouble I hope Anakin hasnt tied her down to the bed again.

Obi-Wan, Aayla, and Party!!!

2005-06-24T19:08:00.000-07:00

Well the party went great except the fact that Obi-Wan shows up in some tight spandex (gross). I feel sorry for his padawan. thank you Obi-Wan for all of the lovely comments posted on your blog.

But anyways the party was a killer, everyone came even some stormtroopers (i think Yoda invited them).

Man, Aaylas on to me, I would try to convince her thats all she owns is Obi-Wan's underwear but shes a jedi and shes not very week-minded. Obi-Wan told me how he went through her stuff and took all of her Sandra Bullock movies so it looks like Yoda did it and JarJar walked in on him, what was JarJar doing over at Aayla's I dont want to know, but Obi-Wan body slammed his face in to the wall, so JarJar passed out and when he woke up he didnt remember a thing.

We had a conversation in the council meeting yesterday about underwear and how instead of putting on a new pair Yoda turns his inside-out and puts them back on. Gross, I really dont know why he wanted to share this with the whole council.

I think Yoda is hitting on Padme, You would agree with me if you watch the beginning of Episode 2, when she returns and Yoda finds out a decoy was killed and not her what he says is just creepy. But no one tell Anakin the boy has a lot to deal with being Obi-Wan's padawan and all.

Well I have to get some sleep we have a big council meeting in the morning and something else very important tomorrow afternoon, ummmm what was it, uhhhhh oh well I cant remember I guess it wasnt that important after all. See Ya!

Aayla is Free

2005-06-23T15:21:00.000-07:00

Man I just heard Aayla was free and ohh crap the only wardrobe I left her were a pair Obi-Wan's whitietighties and I dont really want to know what those were doing in there.

Well tonight we are going to have a party to celebrate your return, I'll bring the Lion King , and fudge. I was thinking about brining some beer but im shure Obi-Wan will bring plenty. So everyones invited!!!!

Here we go the moment we have all been waiting for the prank on Yoda! Well this morning when he came to the council he had a giant red bump on the back of his head this was caused by baby oil and ice poured by his bed side, then later he came stomping in all mad about something that has to do with Tom Cruise but what Yoda dosent know is that I payed the guy 18 hundred credits, he he,then I got Padme and her friend to go over there cause I know how they feel about Tom Cruise, and then Tom told him he had an affair with Sandra Bullock and did he get mad his face was no longer green but it was red. I wish I had my camera but Anakin took it for I dont want to know what.

That was the highlight of my life, well I have to go plan my "Welcome Home Party" for Aayla.

Comments and other Stuff

2005-06-21T16:01:00.000-07:00

Thank you Jawajuice you made my day! Man I hate reading yoda's blog when someone else posts on it expecially Padme she is a complete Prep! How can Anakin like her.

I think I have watched just about every episode of Full House even yong Skywalker thinks little Michelle is just adorable. Man I havent seen Obi-Wan in a few days I think he's searching for his twin or something, man how can something that horrible have a twin?

Well I have to go. Tonight Im going to steal more of Aayla's wardrobe and then pull some histarical practical joke on Yoda Ill tell you about it tomorrow.

Yoda

2005-06-20T09:22:00.000-07:00

Yoda tells us to be mindful of our thoughts every time we even glance at a woman, but he is obsessed with not 1 but 2 women what's up with that?

Last Night I saw Anakin sneaking around outside Padme's Palace! I know they got a thing going on why doesn't he just admit it. Oh and I found another purple stain but this time it wasn't in my speeder it was on my council chair, what was Anakin doing sitting in my chair I am afraid to ask!

Well i have to go watch Seasme Street now I already missed the first 5 min. Return tomorrow for further posts.

Fathers Days

2005-06-19T10:34:00.000-07:00

As being Jedi we do not believe in fathers day of course because we do not believe in falling in love (with the excuse of young skywalker), But how is it, say if everyone became a Jedi then no one could fall in love and then we would;nt get little Padawans this Fathers Days thing is all messed up!

Toupes and Full House!

2005-06-18T20:14:00.000-07:00

Aayla i swear those arnt my toupes there ummm, err uh Yoda's yes thats it they belong to Yoda.
He said he put them in there cause Run out of room in his closet he has.

Hey, Full House is a good show don't dis Full House and that little girl Michelle she is so adorable. But if I find out any of you tell Yoda you will find me on your doorstep with my lightsabor. For once Young Skywalker didnt leave his Spiderman underoos in the bathroom floor! Maybe it's because I watched that movie yesterday, or he just didn't change his underwear.

I just read Aayla's blog and she was captured by Jabba The Hut, I hate that big giant smelly Booger! Well I guess this means she isn't home so now I can go steal some more of her wardrobe! Maybe I'll get that little red dress she owns, hmmmm! Well I have to go before she gets rescued.

Sleepover Results!

2005-06-17T16:00:00.000-07:00

Well JarJar was the only one who came to my sleepover, so much for that. We played Pretty Pretty Princess, and we watched Full House reruns. It was ok I guess. We also prank phone called Yoda, it was funny.

JarJar seems like the only one who understands anything he listens to you not like some other people I know. Thanks Yoda for showing everyone my High School pictures. Well Ill have to find some good ones of you now wont I. Yesterday in the council meeting Yoda was talking about how we should be more open - minded, hahaha yeah right Yoda dosent even have a mind to open,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sleepover!

2005-06-16T14:23:00.000-07:00

Oh so you invite the wookies but you dont invite me to your little sleepover Yoda! Well I hope you had fun because your not comming to my sleepover tonight!

He never compliments me or invites me anywhere! I thought we were friends! Well tonight its going to be me, Anakin, and Obi-Wan, and Maybe JarJar ill have to ask him! Were going to play a better game than twister! Were going to play Pretty Pretty Princess. And maybe Aayla will bring some tea so we can have a tea party! And Yoda's not invited!

Well I have to start getting ready for my Sleepover!

Movie Night

2005-06-16T13:12:00.000-07:00

This is Windu. Man Im never telling Skywalker to update my blog again. Well anyways we were late for the movie because chewbacca had to do his hair. And it was my turn to pick the movie, I was so mad so we missed the first 10 min of The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, I was angry.

The next time I get to pick the movie, Im going to choose Cinderella Man i have been wanting to see it.

Anakin quit trying to blame Obi-Wan for all your mistakes I know it was all your fault. Obi-Wan is so stupid for letting Anakin drive his speeder I bet it came back in a million pieces. We have a council meeting today and I dont know why! I hope Yoda didnt schedule another meeting with Docter Phil that guy is from the sith.

Well Im going to be late if I dont leave now.

This is Stupid

2005-06-15T22:31:00.000-07:00

Hey yo this is Anakin yo! Windu's out getting his head shined I think, so he told me to update his blog! Yo he dont have no right callin Yoda a girlyman he's one himself. Padme says we aint got nothin go in on but she just dont want anyone to know!

Windu that purple stain in your speeder! I swear Obi-Wan made me do it he knocked da thing right outta my hand man! Ya know what I'm sayin? He gets on my nerves!

Well yesterday I went over to Padme's crib, and she was all like " I dont think we should like see each other Anakin someone's going to like totally figure us out!" and I was all like Yo everythings cool all right aint no one gonna find out!

Well I gotta jump Obi-Wans gonna let me take a spin in his speeder yo! What an IDIOT!

Infected and Green

2005-06-14T22:09:00.000-07:00

Yoda I didnt ask you if anything looked infected the only thing infected around here is you! Your a girlyman, you sleep with 2 Scooby -Doo night lights and your afraid of spiders, oh and you also watch Mary Kate And Ashley, your the one infected, infected with some small person infection, man im gonna watch where I go cause im not up to trippin over a walking infection!

Anakin how many times do I have to tell you pick up your Spider Man underroos in the bathroom floor I dont enjoy seeing everyday when I go to shave! And I know You know how that Large purple slushie stain got on my speeder.

Obi-Wan for once and probally the only time in your life i have nothing to complain about you but dont get used to it.

now im late for a council meeting thanks guys!

1st day of blogging

2005-06-14T15:07:00.000-07:00

So yoda made me make my own blog he said " Frustradion you have, instead of taking it out on me take it out on a blog you will". Just a load of crap! That little green monkey gets on my nerves sometimes, i mean he's a jedi whose afraid of spiders, how gay is that? He's just a girlyman! hahaha.

Oh but Obi-Wan and his padawan Skywalker theres just to much to say about them. Obi-Wan starts talking to me and he gets all up in my face and then you notice cheeto crumbs on what he calls his beard, and that stench woooooooooooo! Well dont get me started on Anakin, I mean he still leaves his spider man underroos in the bathroom floor! But seriously I guess thats better that Obi-Wans whitie tighties with skidd marks, gross!